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Bring the crew
RSVP a group of 4 or more and your table gets a free bottle of champagne. DM to lock it in.
The funniest Thursday in San Antonio, touring and local comics, a musical guest, cheap slices, champagne giveaways every show, and zero cover. Every single week at Tank's Pizza.
Every single Thursday we give away champagne, no exceptions. Champagne Don keeps the bubbly flowing, and there are three ways to get your table a bottle on the house:
RSVP a group of 4 or more and your table gets a free bottle of champagne. DM to lock it in.
Grab a large 1 topping pizza for the table and the champagne is on the house.
Four personal 1 topping pizzas ($5 each) also unlocks a free bottle. Everybody eats, everybody drinks.
902 N New Braunfels Ave
San Antonio, TX 78202
East Side · Free parking
A San Antonio institution slinging hot pies on the East Side for 15 years. Brick oven crust, cold beer, and on Thursdays, the best comedy room in the city.
Vibes by Champagne Don (@bdenation). Lineups change weekly, follow @ryguycomic for who's on.
Yes, no cover, no ticket, no minimum. Just show up. We'd love it if you grabbed a slice and a drink to keep the room (and the comics) happy.
We give away champagne every single show. Get a free bottle for your table by RSVPing a group of 4+, ordering a large 1 topping pizza, or grabbing four personal pizzas. See the three ways above.
Not required, but recommended for groups, RSVPing a party of 4+ is one of the ways to score free champagne. DM @ryguycomic on Instagram.
Show starts at 8 PM every Thursday. Come a little early to grab a table, order food, and get a good seat.
It changes every week, a mix of touring headliners and the best of San Antonio's local scene, plus a live musical guest. Ryan hosts. Check Instagram each week for the bill.
Reach out. Ryan's always looking for the right people for the room. DM @ryguycomic with a clip.
A taste of what a Thursday at Tank's actually looks like. Come grab a slice of it in person.